Cold Beans on Toast
So we were just having a discussion about how Ryan had cold beans on toast at the academy and we were speaking about how bad it is. We then looked at my colleague Vince who was looking at us in a peculiar way...
We asked him what was up? To his response "I have cold beans on toast all the time".
What is wrong with people in this world nowadays, how can any sane person enjoy cold beans on toast? It is not natural to have them cold, no one does it, that is what a microwave is for. Even if I didn't have a microwaveI i would find a way to cook the beans.
Sid, I think your strange ways are contagious.
We asked him what was up? To his response "I have cold beans on toast all the time".
What is wrong with people in this world nowadays, how can any sane person enjoy cold beans on toast? It is not natural to have them cold, no one does it, that is what a microwave is for. Even if I didn't have a microwaveI i would find a way to cook the beans.
Sid, I think your strange ways are contagious.

HAHAHA! I did feel like I was going to throw up when I took that first mouth full. It's not the same as piping hot beans!
ReplyDeleteSee you know the ways, Sid just needs to come to the realisation that beans are supposed to be warmed up
DeleteWOW! Sid will be amazed! Are you sure they're not related to one another at all?
ReplyDeleteOMG I think they might be... Wait... I doing think he could as Vince is south African...
DeleteVince is a brother form a different mother...a kindred spirit. I salute that man!!! (Notice the uppercase 'I' Ziggy! ;-))
ReplyDeleteHey im getting better at this spelling thing. I have only made a couple mistakes recently. I take that as a success and you have successfully had an influence on my literature. Congratulations Sir Sid
Delete"Hey im..." Oh Dear!!! Cards on though Ziggy...you have improved greatly, it's satisfying to know you are making such an effort. Well done that man.
DeleteThank you, English was never really my strong subject. I dont know how I passed it tbh
DeleteCold beans in salads are amazing but I have to say I prefer them hot when on toast!
ReplyDeleteSee, only "special" people like cold beans on toast. IT shouldn't be a thing!
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